Miami Dolphins legendary quarterback Dan Marino raises a brow during a TV commercial shoot in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida in a photo taken in 1998. The NFL Hall of Fame Class of 2005 consists of Benny Friedman, Dan Marino, Fritz Pollard, and Steve Young who will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame during a ceremony held at Fawcett Stadium in Canton, Ohio on August 7. REUTERS/Marc Serota  MS - RTRU5E8
I had a dream Dan Marino was my high school baseball coach. He didn’t like me so I didn’t get a uniform. I also wasn’t allowed to take batting practice. Instead he softly tossed an apple at my lampshade. I swatted the apple away from the lampshade with a tennis racket. The apple hit Dan Marino in the face. I laughed and shouted, “Fruit Face.” He began to cry. I felt bad. Dan Marino would not stop crying. I got annoyed. I was late for prom. Dan Marino was supposed to drive me. He couldn’t find his car keys. I walked to the beach. When it got dark a little boy ran out of the water and said, “You lost the state championships.”