footballDiagram

This is a really good sports play. It involves only one player. He or she will get the ball/baton/puck/flag/thing in the middle of the field/court/stadium/universe. The player will not move and continue holding the thing they were told to hold. The opposing players will respect the player’s decision to not move and will vacate the field/court/stadium/universe. The player will continue not moving until the thing they are holding and the location where they are holding it no longer exists. Most likely the player will also no longer exist which is ideal, but not necessary for this really good sports play to be successful.